pls add to these everyone, theres many
three things ive identified which i think we all suffer from
a) when you try and pass gas silently but it comes out a little louder so you look at the person next to you and give them a narky look so everyone thinks it was them
b) when you're in a public toilet and you poop, and the water splashes up on your behind and you go shudder and go 'oh man, i hope i didnt just get some horrible disease'
c) when you realise youve ----ed up a joke but you keep talking to try and cover it up