pls add to these everyone, theres many

three things ive identified which i think we all suffer from

a) when you try and pass gas silently but it comes out a little louder so you look at the person next to you and give them a narky look so everyone thinks it was them

b) when you're in a public toilet and you poop, and the water splashes up on your behind and you go shudder and go 'oh man, i hope i didnt just get some horrible disease'

c) when you realise youve ----ed up a joke but you keep talking to try and cover it up

 

oh.. god...

 

lampy, you tainted the forumz

 

you've been away a long time Doughnus... you have no idea the taint which has erupted here in your time off :)

 

mmmmm taint arrrragggrgghhgrrlgllrrllglrllllll

 

:: Bother... said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robins suicide note.

and the sad thing is, closing the thread wont stop it.. the pain is in YOU boy.. its in YOU